Joe got up from his chair and Dot asked him where he was going.
Joe snapped: “None of your business!”
Dot rolled her eyes and looked at me: “He’s in another one of his moods again…”
Joe: “I’ll be in any mood I damned well want!”
Me: “Are you headed to the bathroom, Joe? Follow me, I’ll show you where to go…”
Joe: “I don’t need YOU to show me where the god-damned bathroom is! I built this house with my own two hands [actually he hired someone to build the house, but he did help design it] so I oughta know where to take a leak!”
Me: “Ok Joe, just go ahead. Let me know if you change your mind…”
Joe wandered off through the kitchen, and I followed quietly behind him. He opened the coat closet door, then he opened the front door to the house.
Joe said to himself: “Oh hell somebody moved the bathroom again! I guess I’ll just go behind a tree…”
Me: “Hey wait Joe, it looks like they moved the bathroom over here…”
Joe looked at me and then looked in the direction that I was pointing: “Those bastards.”
Me: “I know. I don’t know why they keep moving it around. It doesn’t make any sense. Here, let me help you into the bathroom…”
Joe hesitated: “Well okay…It’s better than going behind a damned tree. But will you do me a favor and tell those idiots to stop moving the bathroom all over place for god’s sake??”
Me: “I will. I’ll have a talk with them today.”
Joe: “Either that or tell them to move a tree into the house…”
love this one, a man any age would use a tree LOL