The other day Joe and Dot were sitting together on the couch, and Dot told Joe that it was their
anniversary.

Joe: “Is that right? How long have we been married now?”

Dot: “66 years!”

Joe: “Holy Moly! That long?!”

Dot: “Yes, that long…”

Joe: “And today is our anniversary you say?”

Dot smiled: “Yes it is.”

Joe thought about it for a minute and said, “So tonight I’m gonna get some…”

I was sitting in the same room as them reading a magazine and I felt Dot
looking at me. I just buried my face in my magazine.”

Dot whispered: “No Joe!”

Joe: “Well why the hell not?”

Dot: “You’re too old.”

Joe giggled: “I am not too old!”

Dot: “You’re 92 and you’ll have a heart attack.”

Joe: “So what? That’d be a helluva way to go!”

Dot: “It’s not gonna happen George.”

Joe: “What’s the point of having an anniversary if a man doesn’t get any…?”

Dot: “I just thought you’d like to know. I will give you a kiss.”

Joe: “Well alright…I’ll take what I can get, but I’m still not happy about it…”

Dot gave him a kiss and said, “Happy Anniversary.”

Joe grinned from ear to ear:  “What do you say you and I get out of here for a little while…”

Dot rolled her eyes: “Oh Joe!”