Joe’s wife, Dot, is going to be coming home from the rehabilitation center next week so Joe was trying to give me tips on how to get on her “good side”.
I asked him, “Should I make her some cookies?”
Joe: “Well, yeah she might like that…”
I said, “I heard that she likes to be the boss around here, so I should just say ‘yes ma’am’ and ‘no ma’am’…”
Joe: “Oh yeah, you definitely should do that!” But he still looked kind of confused.
Then he said, “No, you just always talk to her right side because that’s her good ear – she’s totally deaf on the other side…”