I have a new client, named Lois, and she shouted at me from the other side of the house today.

Lois:  “Holy cow! Come take a look at this!”

I came running into the kitchen thinking that a bat had flown through the window and was attacking her or something!

Me:  “What’s wrong?!”

Lois: “Check my math here. Did I subtract this correctly?”

I checked her math: “Yep, that looks right to me…”

Lois: “Do you mean to tell me that I’m 94 YEARS OLD?! How the HELL did that happen!!”

Me: “Well I don’t know, but you must have done something right…”

Lois thought about it for a minute and laughed: “You know, I can’t think of one darned thing that I did right…maybe that’s the answer!”

Me: “Lois, you may have just solved one of the mysteries of the Universe.”

Lois: “And to think it’s only Saturday…”