Joe looked over at me last night and asked Dot: “Who’s that over there?”

Dot: “That’s Whitney. She’s the girl who’s taking care of you.”

Joe: “Well I don’t need anyone taking care of me.”

Dot: “You do too! Yesterday, you thought the shower was a toilet and you tried to go to the bathroom in it!”

Joe was shocked: “Is that right?! Well, by God I guess I could use some help then!!”