Lois and I were watching the news the other night (well, I was watching and Lois was only listening because she’s blind) and the subject of gay marriage came up.
During the commercial Lois said, “Humans are funny, funny critters…”
Me: “What do you mean, Lois?”
Lois: “Well, I mean, for instance – animals could give a rat’s ass if girls married girls and boys married boys, so long as everyone shares their food!”
Me: “Yeah, I’m sure you’re right about that.”
To prove her point even further, Lois added, “Take squirrels for example. They wouldn’t care if their squirrel neighbors were attracted to the other same-sex squirrels. So long as everyone shares their nuts!”
I couldn’t help but laugh: “You might want to come up with a better example than squirrels…”
Lois: “Why? Squirrels are the perfect example!”
Me: “Well…I mean, maybe you should think of an animal that eats something besides nuts…”
Lois thought about it for a minute and then just howled with laughter.
Lois: “Well, all I was trying to say is that humans are funny critters…whether they share their nuts or not!”
Ha! So funny.
Oh Lois! Thatvis a good one!
Thanks Guys 🙂