You’d think that after more than a decade of helping elderly folks take a shower, I would know how to complete the process without occasionally getting soaking wet.  Joe offered a solution this morning:

Joe:  “Well, you may as well just come on in here with me.”

Me:  “I don’t think so, Joe.”

Joe:  “Why the hell not?  You’re getting all soaking wet anyway.”

Me:  “Well, for one thing, there’s not enough room.”

Joe grinned:  “I’m sure I could scoot over a bit for ya.”

Me:  “As much as I appreciate the offer, I just can’t take you up on it this time, Joe.”

Joe winked:  “Well, alright then.  Can’t blame a guy for trying’.”

I laughed:  “Nope, not at all.”