Me: “Do you need help with anything, Lois?”
Lois: “I was just going to look for a little snack.”
Me: “How about I fix you a snack.”
Lois: “Oh, that would be wonderful. Now I’d better go look for Baby.”
She opened the back door and started to call out for the cat.
Me: “Lois, don’t you think you ought to put on some pants?”
Lois looked down: “Well for Pete’s sake! Where’d my pants go?”
Me: “My guess would be in your bedroom…”
Lois giggled: “I gave the neighbors quite a show huh?”
Me: “You sure did!”
Lois: “Now where was I? Oh yeah, I’d better look for Baby…”
Still naked from the waste down, she opens the back door: “BABY? BABY!!”
This must be why God created tall trees and shrubbery.