I just tucked Joe into bed for the night. Dot likes to sit with him until he falls asleep, so I came back to the living room to give them some privacy. Dot had turned the TV off, so unfortunately I did not have any noise to distract me from hearing their conversation.
Joe: “You’re going to stay in here with me?”
Dot: “Yes, is that okay with you?”
Joe: “Well sure it’s okay! Why don’t you close the door and come lay here beside me…”
Dot: “Oh Joe, we’re too old for all that!”
Joe: “Too old for what?”
Dot: “We’re too old for THAT.”
Joe: “Who’s too old?”
Dot: “WE ARE!”
Joe: “Speak for yourself! I’m not too old!”
Dot: “Oh you are too!”
Joe: “I’m only 90.”
Dot: “You’re 93.”
Joe: “So what?”
Dot: “So you’re too old.”
Joe: “Why don’t you give me a chance to prove it to ya…”
Dot: “That’s what you said the last time, so I gave you a chance and you didn’t do anything.”
Joe: “When was that?”
Dot: “Oh I don’t remember. It’s was a while back.”
Joe: “Well don’t you think it’s about time that we tried again?”
Dot: “No.”
Joe: “Can’t we try for 2 out of 3?”
Dot: “No.”
Joe: “Well you can’t say that I’m too old if you don’t even give me a chance to prove it to ya!”
Dot: “Okay you’re not too old.”
Joe: “That’s what I said!”
Dot: “Goodnight Joe.”
Joe grinned: “Goodnight Dot.”