I’m watching “The Voice” with Joe and Dot and I commented on Shakira‘s sparkly jacket.

Me: “That’s really a pretty jacket she’s wearing!”

Dot: “I was just thinking that too! What do you think of it Joe?”

Joe: “What do I think of what?”

Dot: “That lady’s jacket. The one on TV…”

Joe laughed: “I don’t know about any jacket but I see some pretty good knockers there…”

Dot: “What’d you say?”

Joe looked at the floor sheepishly: “Nothin.”

Dot looked at me: “What’d he say?”

Me: “He said that it was sparkly.”

Joe laughed: “It’s sparkly all right!”