Thank you to all of our troops!   The rest of this post has nothing to do with Memorial Day, but that doesn’t mean that I’m any less grateful.

Me:  “Good Morning, Joe! Did you sleep okay last night?”

Joe:  “I think so…but the darnedest thing happened!”

Me:  “What happened?”

Joe:   “My leg was on the ceiling!”

Me:  “Your leg? What was it doing up on the ceiling?!”

Joe laughed:  “I have no idea. I asked him why he was up there and he didn’t answer.”

Me:   “Well that’s pretty strange.”

Joe:  “You’re darned right! It was the strangest thing I ever saw! I was worried that it would kick me and then I wouldn’t be able to kick high enough with my other leg to kick back…”

Me:  “Yeah, that’d be pretty problematic wouldn’t it?”

Joe:  “Sure would!”

Me:  “Okay, well I’m going to get you cleaned up and ready for the day now, so don’t go kicking me with your ceiling leg…”

Joe looked serious:  “My ceiling leg would NEVER kick a lady!”