Me:  “Okay, I’m going to help you get up now so you can walk to your bedroom.”

Joe: “You want me to walk?”

Me:  “Yep.  I’d carry you, but I’m not quite strong enough.”

Joe:  “Are you sure, cuz I can hold on pretty tight!”

Me:  “I don’t think we’d get very far.”

Joe:  “But we’d be quite a sight, wouldn’t we?!”