After dinner tonight, I asked Joe if he’d had enough to eat.
Joe: “Well…I don’t know…”
Dot: “Oh you’ve had enough! You ate all of your chicken and stuffing and salad and a big brownie. You couldn’t possibly still be hungry!”
Joe: “Well I don’t remember doing any of that.”
Dot: “Well you did do that.”
Joe: “Did you have enough to eat Dot?”
Dot: “Yes! I’m stuffed!”
Joe: “Well I’m not sure what went wrong. I could still eat something.”
Me: “Wow Joe, you really must have a hollow leg tonight!”
Joe looked concerned: “Oh god I hope not! That sounds dangerous!”