I got Lois all set up at the table for dinner this evening before I finished unloading the groceries from my car. When I returned to the kitchen to join Lois for a meal a few minutes later, I made a startling discovery. Lois was sitting at the kitchen table, happily drinking her strawberry milkshake…in the nude.
Me: “Where are your clothes?”
Lois: “I took ’em off.”
Me: “I see that. Where did you put your clothes?”
Lois: “I got too hot so I took them all off and threw them out the window.”
I looked out the window, and sure enough, there were Lois’ clothes scattered all over the place. The best part was her bra was hanging off of the hedge that separates her house from her neighbor’s house.
Lois: “Are you going to join me for dinner?”
Me: “I’m actually not very hungry at the moment. I think I’ll wait a while.”
Lois: “You’re probably just too hot. You can take your clothes off too if you want.”
Me: “That’s okay, I’d prefer to keep my clothes on.”
Lois said, “Suit yourself” before she dove back into her cheeseburger.