I took Joe to the bathroom so that he could do a “stand up job”. I have to hold him up so that he doesn’t fall during the process, and when I didn’t hear anymore tinkle sounds I asked him if he was all finished.
Joe: “It seems like it’s done draining, as far as I can tell…”
About the time he finished his sentence, I heard some more tinkle sounds.
Joe: “Whoops! Looks like we’ve got a leaky pipe!”