I have a new client, named Lois, and she shouted at me from the other side of the house today.
Lois: “Holy cow! Come take a look at this!”
I came running into the kitchen thinking that a bat had flown through the window and was attacking her or something!
Me: “What’s wrong?!”
Lois: “Check my math here. Did I subtract this correctly?”
I checked her math: “Yep, that looks right to me…”
Lois: “Do you mean to tell me that I’m 94 YEARS OLD?! How the HELL did that happen!!”
Me: “Well I don’t know, but you must have done something right…”
Lois thought about it for a minute and laughed: “You know, I can’t think of one darned thing that I did right…maybe that’s the answer!”
Me: “Lois, you may have just solved one of the mysteries of the Universe.”
Lois: “And to think it’s only Saturday…”