At one point this afternoon, I escaped to the caregiver’s bedroom to take a breather from having to answer the SAME questions OVER and OVER and OVER again. Of course she followed me into the bedroom, and just stood next to my bed glaring at me and scratching her butt with her hand down the back of her pants.
My patience was nearing an end when I said, “Lois. Will you please not scratch your butt right next to my head at least?!”
Lois looked at me bewildered and said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Me: “Lois, look at where your hand is right now.”
Lois pulled her hand out of her pants: “It’s right here!”
Me: “Okay, now look at where my head is.”
Lois looked confused for a moment, and then put her hand right back down her pants: “I don’t see the connection.”
Welcome to my world.