I was helping Lois get ready for bed last night and she suddenly let out the hugest sigh.

Me:  “Is something wrong, Lois?”

Lois:  “Well, I was just thinking that it might be time to move to Alaska.”

Me:  “Alaska?  Why Alaska?”

Lois:  “Well, I could just have someone drop me off there and I’ll just lay down in the snow.”

I laughed:  “Would you build yourself an igloo?”

Lois chuckled:  “Nope, I’d just lay there with all the penguins and be done with it.”

Me:  “Well, I guess that wouldn’t be such a bad way to go.”

Lois:  “Nope, it wouldn’t be bad at all.  I could just go to sleep and not have to worry about changing into pajamas night after night after night…”

Me:  “That’s pretty bad if you’d rather die than change into your pajamas.”

Lois:  “Wait til you’re my age.  Then you’ll understand.”