Good Side.

Joe’s wife, Dot, is going to be coming home from the rehabilitation center next week so Joe was trying to give me tips on how to get on her “good side”.

I asked him, “Should I make her some cookies?”

Joe:  “Well, yeah she might like that…”

I said, “I heard that she likes to be the boss around here, so I should just say ‘yes ma’am’ and ‘no ma’am’…”

Joe: “Oh yeah, you definitely should do that!”  But he still looked kind of confused.

Then he said, “No, you just always talk to her right side because that’s her good ear – she’s totally deaf on the other side…”