Penguins and Pajamas.

I was helping Lois get ready for bed last night and she suddenly let out the hugest sigh.

Me:  “Is something wrong, Lois?”

Lois:  “Well, I was just thinking that it might be time to move to Alaska.”

Me:  “Alaska?  Why Alaska?”

Lois:  “Well, I could just have someone drop me off there and I’ll just lay down in the snow.”

I laughed:  “Would you build yourself an igloo?”

Lois chuckled:  “Nope, I’d just lay there with all the penguins and be done with it.”

Me:  “Well, I guess that wouldn’t be such a bad way to go.”

Lois:  “Nope, it wouldn’t be bad at all.  I could just go to sleep and not have to worry about changing into pajamas night after night after night…”

Me:  “That’s pretty bad if you’d rather die than change into your pajamas.”

Lois:  “Wait til you’re my age.  Then you’ll understand.”

Strange Bedfellows.

It was a rough night last night with Joe.  He’s usually a good sleeper, but for some reason he just kept waking up every 15 minutes, between the hours of 1am to 3am.  The caregivers sleep upstairs and we keep a baby monitor in his room so that we can hear him if he gets up during the night.  So at 1 in the morning, this is what I hear:

Joe:  (shuffle, shuffle, shuffle)

Dot:  “Where are you going, George?”

Joe:  “I’ve gotta find my horse.  He ran off!”

Dot:  “You were just dreaming.  Go back to bed…”

Joe:  “You want me to just let my horse run away?”

Dot:  “There’s no horse, George.”

Joe sees me walking down the stairs:  “Here comes that lady.  Maybe SHE will help me find my HORSE!”

Me:  “Hi Joe.  It’s the middle of the night.  Let me help you back to bed…”

Joe:  “I can’t go back to bed without my horse!”

Me:  “I think I saw your horse go into your bed…”

Joe:  “The horse is in my BED?  How the hell did I not notice that?”

Me:  “Yep.  Here he is, let me show you…”  I lead Joe back to his bedroom.  “See?”

Joe:  (giggles) “Well by-golly, you were right!”

Me:  “Here, let me help you get out of your wet clothes before you get back into bed…”

Joe:  (noticing how wet he was) “Well, how the HELL did I get so wet??”  Joe looked at the bed and said, “Did that damned horse climb into my bed after he was running around outside in the rain again?”

Me:  “It sure looks like he did…”

Joe:  “Oh well.  It’ll dry.”

I changed his pajamas and sheets, tucked him in and went back upstairs.

15 minutes later…

Joe:  “Well old boy, you ready to go for a ride?  Just wipe your feet off before you get back into bed this time…”

(shuffle, shuffle, shuffle)