The River.

I took Joe out for a drive today and I said to him, “Look at the river over there – isn’t it pretty?”

He looked at me like I was crazy and said, “Did you just say that the sliver looks slivery…?”

I said, “No, I said the river looks pretty.”

“Oh,” he said, “Well that’s a relief because that other thing you said didn’t make any sense at all!”