Me: “Wow, it smells good in here! Are you wearing perfume today Dot?”
Dot: “No I’m not wearing perfume…Oh I know what it is! I had a big BM in the bathroom so I sprayed some of my cheap perfume in there to cover up the smell.”
Joe and I looked at each other and started to laugh.
Joe: “Your shit smells like a rose, Dot!”
Dot laughed: “I always told you that girls aren’t stinky like boys.”
Joe: “Well I’ll be darned! I guess you were right after all!”